Alfredo

Alfredo, last name unknown, is a crystal-being, formed from a casing filled with liquid diamond in the Botswana desert. Alfredo had to crawl across the desert for 317 days eating rice that his creators had left on the floor, eventually he reached the sea and swam to Cardiff, where he and The Librarian filled the sewers with beans.

Appearance
Alfredo is a tall being, he has three arms and a mouth where his belly button should be. He has three eyes, one of which only opens when he is angry.

Relationships
Alfredo is madly in love with a strange woman named Anastasia.

Quotes
"I was here when you rose and I will be here when you fall."

"I am going to consume the world inside my belly button [incomprehensible noises]"

"Science is for ladies and Alfredo is not."

"Alfredo would like the funny chocolate food snack."